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    Christmas shoes
    Seriously? Your mom is dying and all you can think about is buying her a pair of birks so she fits in with Jesus?
  2. 2.
    Do they know it's Christmas
    Alright I'm all for that this raised money for famine relief in Africa - I can't shit on that. But come on, the whole song seems so condescending with lyrics like "bring peace and joy this Christmas in West Africa". Somewhere I hope some boy heard that in Ghana and said "Geldof, what's good huh?"
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    Santa Claus is coming to town - Bruce Springsteen version
    I've never been a fan of "The Boss". I'm sure he's amazing and I just haven't listened to him enough and maybe I get my loathing from my father, but when he screeches out "SAAAAAANNNNTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN" in the middle of the song, my ears are just like "I quit".
  4. 4.
    Basically any new original Christmas song that comes out
    Saying "Christmas" and "baby" over and over doesn't constitute a Christmas classic. It just spells "cash grab".