Thoughts on a ✈

  1. It smells like formaldehyde
    And yes I do know what it smells like...my 11th grade anatomy class
  2. How did I get away with this carry-on?
    Bless you, new girl at bag check
  3. When will they turn the oxygen on?
    This atmosphere is currently 60/40 baby cough/old man skin flakes.
  4. This flight has a stop like a bus....DA fuck Scandinavia 😩
  5. Oh em gee gotta finish this li.......