Things I Hate but Am Available to Teach a Class On

I saw this article today via googlenews.com: "Israel-Hating Professor Hired to Teach Class on Israel at U of Missouri". It ended up cancelled due to no enrollment. But got me thinking...
  1. The Joy of Walnuts
    I hate walnuts. They taste like cardboard. And all those nooks and crannies - they are not english muffins; yu can't schmear butter on them!
  2. Entomology 101
    🚫🐛🐜🐝🐞!
  3. The Wit and Wisdom of Matt
    Matt is my ex. 😠
  4. How to Excel at Anything
    I just walked away from a pretty high-paying, high-powered career due to burnout. I'm in an anti-achiever phase at present.
  5. Dental Hygienics
    I hate having my teeth cleaned - someone's fingers in my mouth, picking at my teeth...😝
  6. The Libertarian Ideals of the Koch Brothers
  7. A Survey of Slasher Films
  8. Gardening
    There are soooo many other things I'd rather do (like picking the banjo, or visiting Listappistan). Plus, there's the bug thing mentioned above... But I love looking at my neighbors' gardens! Though a couple are looking a bit straggly+weedy of late; should help them out by leaving post-its on their doors with garden maintenance suggestions 😇