EARLY AM THOUGHTS
As told by a hungover girl in her mid twenties
- •Holy crap I'm hungover
- •I didn't even drink that much
- •I am starving. What seamless place will deliver a bagel fastest?
- •I should save money. Don't I have those frozen chocolate vita muffins somewhere?
- •I am so healthy!!
- •Reminder to self: maybe healthy bc of frozen vita muffins. Definitely not healthy bc of beer and FRENCH FRY NACHOS consumed last night
- •My stomach is eating itself
- •I am old. It's here. Never drinking again.
- •That birthday party tonight does sound fun though