EARLY AM THOUGHTS

As told by a hungover girl in her mid twenties
  1. Holy crap I'm hungover
  2. I didn't even drink that much
  3. I am starving. What seamless place will deliver a bagel fastest?
  4. I should save money. Don't I have those frozen chocolate vita muffins somewhere?
  5. I am so healthy!!
  6. Reminder to self: maybe healthy bc of frozen vita muffins. Definitely not healthy bc of beer and FRENCH FRY NACHOS consumed last night
  7. My stomach is eating itself
  8. I am old. It's here. Never drinking again.
  9. That birthday party tonight does sound fun though