THOUGHTS ON DAY ONE OF UNEMPLOYMENT
Taking time off before going to business school...
- 1.Why am I up so early if I don't have to go to work?
- 2.This 1030 am SoulCycle class is insanely crowded. Why are none of these people at work??Well, half of them are under 18 and weigh 3 pounds and apparently "schools out" or so the instructor keeps saying
- 3.WHY is this nail salon so crowded? Doesn't anyone have a job??
- 4.I can't even walk down the street, there are too many people
- 5.I want to hang out with someone! But all my friends are at work! How can I befriend someone from the hoards of workless people living the dream, filling up SoulCycle classes and nail salons??Tips appreciated
- 6.This is too overwhelming. I'm going to watch Netflix in bed.
- 7.BECAUSE I CAN.