I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE

  1. Me, to my almost 4 yr old son: How many more things are you going to whine about today?
  2. Him: I don't know. Like 3.
  3. Me with an annoyed/sarcastic face and tone: Seriously? Ok, what are they?
  4. Him: Well, I'll start with how I don't like the way you are talking to me right now. Then I'll whine about how I wanted to watch TV. And number 3 is that I didn't want to read that book at nap time that you picked out.
  5. Me: