WHAT TO GET ME FOR V-DAY ❤️

I have wanted the same exact thing for over 10 years.
  1. A card
    I like funny cards. Not sappy ones. Repeat, not sappy ones.
  2. Tulips
    I hate roses. I'm also not someone that buys flowers a lot. This is the one day I want my favorite flower delivered to me.
  3. Chocolates in a heart shaped box
    This is critical.
  4. If he decides to actually buy flowers, my husband likes to buy every single kind of flower except tulips.
  5. He also likes to buy the chocolates the day after when it goes on sale.
  6. In theory this makes sense.
  7. But the heart doesn't beat on theory.
  8. It beats for chocolates in a heart shaped box on Valentine's Day.
  9. We've been together for 12 years, married for 6 1/2 years, and spent 11 Valentines Days together.
  10. Here's to hoping (again) he gets it right this year. 😬