THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN GO SHOPPING ON BLACK FRIDAY

Things that are only slightly less torturous...
  1. Eat moldy bread
  2. Clean up vomit
  3. Be surprised by out-of-town company from my in-laws for the weekend
  4. Watch Frozen on repeat with my daughter for 24 hours straight
  5. Set my son up with an Amazon account, give him my credit card, and tell him to shop til he drops
  6. Answer all the phone calls from the numbers I don't recognize for the rest of the year
  7. Skip all the carbs at Thanksgiving dinner/dessert
  8. Pap smear
  9. Okay, I really just made this list to see your additions 😁. Go!