THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN GO SHOPPING ON BLACK FRIDAY
Things that are only slightly less torturous...
- •Eat moldy bread
- •Clean up vomit
- •Be surprised by out-of-town company from my in-laws for the weekend
- •Watch Frozen on repeat with my daughter for 24 hours straight
- •Set my son up with an Amazon account, give him my credit card, and tell him to shop til he drops
- •Answer all the phone calls from the numbers I don't recognize for the rest of the year
- •Skip all the carbs at Thanksgiving dinner/dessert
- •Pap smear
- •Okay, I really just made this list to see your additions 😁. Go!