How many minutes can I keep this mint in my mouth.

The mint in question is a Trebor XXX Peppermint mint. The realest mint in the game.
  1. 1
    So far, so good. No bites. Just letting this baby effervesce at its own pace.
  2. 2
    Writing this list is both distracting me from the mint yet keeping me focused on the task at hand
  3. 3
    All joy has been sucked out of this task. I hate this.
  4. 4
    Oh God, now there's phlegm in the game. What a bloody nightmare. Jesus christ.
  5. 5
    Some one came over and talked to me. I drooled and coughed until they left.
  6. 6
    I am become mint, destroyer of worlds
  7. 7
    Between the mint and I, one of us is going to die soon. Honestly at this stage, I'd take both.
  8. 8
    It's over. It's finally over. In much the same way that your subconscious will not allow you to drown yourself of your own accord, my teeth took it upon themselves to save me from a refreshingly cool grave.