1. My husband rescued a suicidal squirrel from drowning in our pool
  2. My younger daughter confessed her fear of drowning in her own snot
  3. I realized that know all the words to "Gold Digger" by Kanye West and I should have considered a career in rap earlier
  4. I also realized that no matter what time I have lunch on a Sunday, I'm never quite ready to eat dinner
  5. I found a rogue strawberry in my blueberry container