Spirit Animals I Am Assigning to My Immediate Family
- •SlothacuddaFor my daughter Syd. Half sloth, half barracuda because she's as lazy as she is fiercely competitive (and defensive).
- •Brown Recluse ButterphinFor my daughter Bryn. One-third spider, one-third butterfly and one-third dolphin. Because she's part hermit, part beautiful human, and part smart as hell.
- •GrizzlypandaFor my husband, Mark. Because he's equal parts fiercely protective of his family and undeniably cuddly. Just like the grizzly and the panda.
- •DolphzillaFor myself. Because I'm pretty smart (like the dolphin) and I'm a crazy woman who can flatten a major city (like Godzilla) should I choose.