Spirit Animals I Am Assigning to My Immediate Family

  1. Slothacudda
    For my daughter Syd. Half sloth, half barracuda because she's as lazy as she is fiercely competitive (and defensive).
  2. Brown Recluse Butterphin
    For my daughter Bryn. One-third spider, one-third butterfly and one-third dolphin. Because she's part hermit, part beautiful human, and part smart as hell.
  3. Grizzlypanda
    For my husband, Mark. Because he's equal parts fiercely protective of his family and undeniably cuddly. Just like the grizzly and the panda.
  4. Dolphzilla
    For myself. Because I'm pretty smart (like the dolphin) and I'm a crazy woman who can flatten a major city (like Godzilla) should I choose.