Things I Like to Say While Drving

Needs no explanation
  1. No man shall pass!
    Said just like Gandalf because Ian McKellan has a great, ringing, "authoritative" voice.
  2. Stand on it Stroker!!
    A la Great Burt Reynolds movie Stroker Ace
  3. Pick up the pace, Grandma!
    Especially if there's a male driver in front of me
  4. East Bound and Down!
    Regardless of direction I'm traveling.
  5. Shut up shut up shut up shut up
    Muttered under my breath.
  6. Eat it, bee-yotches.
    Said with confidence and a jaunty nod of the head.
  7. Drive much?
    Said while wearing a sad quizzical expression