I used to love you, but now I hate you. I hope you like this @bjnovak and @ListPrompts
  1. Santa Claus
    You are a big phony - not even real.
  2. Ring Bologna
  3. Underwood Devilled Ham
    Regurgitated ham in a can. How did I ever eat this stuff?
  4. Pixie Stix
    All that sugar makes my teeth ache. Plus, alcohol is a better sop to hurt feelings than a tube of colored sugar.
  5. Winter
    Was once fun because it involved snow days, sledding, making snowmen, etc. Now it's just cold, snow, slush, and driving in crap weather.
  6. Wearing pantyhose to feel grownup and sophisticated
    It used to be that pantyhose were chic and stylish and said "I'm a grown up female who's 9 years old". Now, wearing pantyhose is just plain uncomfortable and boring.
  7. Jimmy Osmond, Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy
    Although they do not qualify as things, I did love them with all the passion in my pre-teen soul. I wrote to all of them promising a love like no other. None of them responded. You know what they say about a woman scorned.
  8. Hawaiian Punch and Kool-Aid
    Have come to realize that I can only drink this shit with vodka, mescal or grain alcohol. Plus, a red "drink mustache" looks stupid when you're over 12 years of age.
  9. Twister
    The game. Used to be tons o' party fun. Now it's just another trip to the doctor.