FUNNY THINGS MY DAUGHTER SAID GROWING UP
All quotes by @LizDawson
- •When she got her arm caught in a bra strap hanging on a doorknob: "Mom I got my arm caught in a boobie trap."Age 5
- •"I never touch boys because they are gross"Age 5
- •"When you get married do you have to kiss the groom or can you just shake hands?"Age 5
- •"How did God put a baby in your belly? Did he put his hand on your belly button?"Age 4
- •"Mana was really angel food cake."Age 7
- •"I want to die! Kill me now!" (About eating green beans.)Age 4, a little dramatic
- •"Mommy, I take your voice away!" (She was unhappy with me and obsessed with the Little Mermaid.)Age 4
- •"Mommy where will the baby come out of you?"Age 4, I panicked....but luckily she was impatient and added a follow up question...
- •"Will it be at the Doctor's office or the hospital?"