Thanks for letting a lady of the night know what's up!
  1. Ladies, we forget shit when we get drunk...
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    Like how to get home, the name of the dude inside you right now and condoms! #maybetheiud
  2. Maybe the IUD but FOR SURE Staten Island is my new home!
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    Those ladies are getting laid like cray!!!
  3. Or maybe The Bronx.
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    I prefer a Manhattan over a Brooklyn fuck.
  4. In a drunken, casual, sexual encounter everyone knows the guy isn't responsible for wearing a condom.
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    And I'm not missing brunch to stand in line at Duane Reade to get Plan B. C'mon ladies...#probablytheiud
  5. I got 99 problems...
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    (most of them STDs) but a baby ain't one!