Things people say when they find out I'm a psychologist

After I completed this, a much better one was done from the point of view of a psychiatrist, @witchdoctorc and it's fabulous 😀, check it out https://li.st/l/3GuyDva3n5i2BICcWurnHa
  1. You can read minds?
    Just for the record, no I can't
  2. Are you analysing me right now?
  3. You poor thing!
    Directed at my husband, while I'm standing there
  4. *nervous laughter*
    *walks away*