It's Hip to Be Square

Yay! It's my birthday! And I discovered no one knows math.
  1. I went to a quick Red Sox game to celebrate my birthday
  2. I am an asshole so when people asked "How old?" I said "I'm a square number!"
  3. I discovered no one knows what a square number is. Like NO ONE.
  4. Even after I said that a square number was NOT a prime number.
  5. Also I totally look more 25 than 49
  6. This came in the mail!