It's Hip to Be Square
Yay! It's my birthday! And I discovered no one knows math.
- •I went to a quick Red Sox game to celebrate my birthday
- •I am an asshole so when people asked "How old?" I said "I'm a square number!"
- •I discovered no one knows what a square number is. Like NO ONE.
- •Even after I said that a square number was NOT a prime number.31!
- •Also I totally look more 25 than 49
- •This came in the mail!