Just a peek at what ladies deal with
  1. A new male coworker asked where I lived- I told him- his response "oh you're not married then."
    Huh? Why? Because it's a gorgeous, small neighborhood in my city? Nope. "If you had a husband you would have had kids and moved to the suburbs."
  2. A male vendor comments to the same man above- "what's in that tube? A didgeridoo?" I laugh- he says "I wanted to register for one for my wedding" my response was "not sure if your wife would like that... you know what they're used for now right?" Him- "where did you read that article?" Me- "barstool"
    We laughed and laughed and laughed. And now we're new best friends. He didn't realize 37 female insurance execs were stoolies too.