People I Will Not Be Friends With
- •"Oh I don't even own a TV"I live in a 500 square foot apartment and have 2 tvs that are constantly on. Sometimes the same channel. Sometimes not. We will not be friends.
- •"I only shop at Whole Foods."I shop anywhere they sell food. We will not be friends.
- •"I'm all done with my Christmas shopping!" (Said in July)I mean you are? I'm at the beach. We will not be friends.
- •"Oh you drink boxed wine...?"Yes- yes I do. Don't even bother trying to be friends with me.
- •"Tom Hanks is a horrible actor."I celebrate his entire collection. He is a dream. Don't ever speak to me again. We will not be friends.
- •"I don't like cheese."Can this person even exist? We will not be friends.