Current conflicts/debates @ home

why do we disagree on simple things? and why are they always 1st world problems?
  1. To Roomba or Not to Roomba
    I think they are frivolous and not practical. He thinks it is a good maintenance purchase. What is a solid compromise?
  2. Puns
    I hate them. He LOVES them, and is good at coming up with them mid-sentence. Should I just stop listening?
  3. TV monopolies
    I could easily go into another room when I hate his choice but I would rather hang out together.
  4. Preparing dinner
    Is it really necessary for me to tell you how to heat up the food I already cooked? Can't it just be googled?
  5. Red vs. White
  6. Committing to DD or Uber
  7. Video gaming vs. Going out