inspired by @k8zinker and all other li.sters
  1. Continuous clumsiness
  2. Refusal to vomit
  3. Automatic cringing at grammatical errors
  4. Sending unfortunate autocorrected messages
  5. Doing things you know are bad for you
  6. Extreme procrastination
  7. Fear of telephone calls
  8. Denial of problems
  9. Avoidance of confrontation
  10. The oddest type of introversion