"Let's Have a Charcuterie Plate" panics
- •What kind of board/plank/plate should you use?
- •What kind of cheese do you buy?
- •Are all the "salame"s the same?
- •Don't people just prefer salted wheat crackers and water crackers?Why are there ten different ones in the variety pack?
- •What if people don't even like cheese like I don't?
- •How do you even cut cheese for a cheese plate?Thank god for Google
- •How snooty are your friends, for real?Will they judge my amateur attempt?
- •"Oh, they are bringing Cards Against Humanity with them?"Why did I bother? They want potato chips and beer.