1. In a gas station trash can.
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  2. Under the car seat
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    I tried looking under them, but clearly the engineers felt there should be hand traps under them.
  3. In the hands of an ingenious thief
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    He saw the opportunity but realized he should hold off on charging til he knows I have stopped checking my bank account every 10 minutes
  4. With my 50 lost socks
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  5. An unknown loose seem of my trousers
  6. Being held captive by a person who wants to see my reaction and laugh when I am told a business does not accept American Express
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  7. Other jacket I wore that week's pocket
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    It has been found after cancellation