Places my lost debit card could be

  1. In a gas station trash can.
  2. Under the car seat
    I tried looking under them, but clearly the engineers felt there should be hand traps under them.
  3. In the hands of an ingenious thief
    He saw the opportunity but realized he should hold off on charging til he knows I have stopped checking my bank account every 10 minutes
  4. With my 50 lost socks
  5. An unknown loose seem of my trousers
  6. Being held captive by a person who wants to see my reaction and laugh when I am told a business does not accept American Express
  7. Other jacket I wore that week's pocket
    It has been found after cancellation