TALK SEXY TO ME

  1. "Dishwasher safe"
  2. "This oil change is on me"
  3. "Let me help with that."
    Even if I don't want help.
  4. "We saved food for you."
  5. "I will hire you back in a heartbeat"
    I thought all resignation interactions were code for "Good Riddance"
  6. "I poured a glass of wine for you"
  7. "I made reservations"
    I am too indecisive for that.