🍕 The dumbest nightmare I ever had 😲
- •It was about the online Domino's pizza app/websiteAKA, the easiest website known to man
- •Look, it is ranked in PMQThat is Pizza Magazine Quarterly.
- •Yes...we get PMQ.It was a gift subscription
- •Anyway...I tried ordering pizza
- •For some reason, you didn't order by pizza
- •You ordered by serving size
- •A serving size was a quarter pizza
- •And you ordered by tableI think a table meant one pizza
- •And as we all know..a Pizza is 30 inches or largerA pizzette is less than 30 inches. Here is a picture for reference
- •I kept getting the toppings wrongIt had choices like shredded chicken, thigh meat
- •And it's a race against time since they rush your pizzaYou know...so you are happy with their delivery speed
- •I was losing my mind.
- •It was such a 1st world nightmare