The things I had the most fun explaining this week

  1. Right on the nose gesture
    It took my student forever
  2. The Deadpool reference to "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret"
    Instantly grossed out the BF. But he laughed knowingly when we watched it a second time.
  3. What a compass is
    "But this looks like a weapon"
  4. Describing a talent show to a parent
    His 3rd grade son was the emcee. He asked his dad for a suit.
  5. Reason why I fell off the bus.
    The bus driver said I totally missed the curb. I totally dropped the f-bomb under my breath and said, "yep, you're right"