1. Right on the nose gesture
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    It took my student forever
  2. The Deadpool reference to "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret"
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    Instantly grossed out the BF. But he laughed knowingly when we watched it a second time.
  3. What a compass is
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    "But this looks like a weapon"
  4. Describing a talent show to a parent
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    His 3rd grade son was the emcee. He asked his dad for a suit.
  5. Reason why I fell off the bus.
    The bus driver said I totally missed the curb. I totally dropped the f-bomb under my breath and said, "yep, you're right"