WHY STAGE KISSES ARE FUNNY
- •You are forced to kiss someone you don't really know
- •If you do know them, you probably don't want to kiss them (because you would've kissed them sooner)
- •That moment before you kiss is the same feeling you get when you're trying to pass someone in the hall but instead of doing that weird shuffle thing with your bodies, you do it with your heads
- •You don't really kiss, your lips are just pressed together- like a long awkward high five.
- •I had to do one tonight with one of my friends and we started laughing mid kiss.