DUMB THINGS MY FRIENDS SAY

An ongoing list
  1. "Yeah but does Tchaikovsky bang in the whip?"
    Said by Jacob Jeffers
  2. "What's a weekday one look like"
    Said by Allegra Solomon after seeing this picture.
  3. Allegra suggesting I name my future lizard Mary Jane
  4. "Wasn't J-LO in the Spice Girls?"
    Said by Austin Zhang.
  5. "Real demands have curves."
    Said by Anthony "Big Sausage Ton" Fenzl while studying for the Econ test we had next period.
  6. "I love the new weed emoji! 🎄"
    Said by Caroline Anders.
  7. "I don't even know where Wyoming is."
    Said by Jacob Jeffers