BODY PARTS I'D HAPPILY LOSE. RANKED.

  1. 1.
    Little toes.
    Definitely first to go. You'd barely even notice. Mine don't even touch the ground. You could still run and I don't wear open toe sandals so I think I'd hardly even notice. Plus feet are gross anyway.
  2. 2.
    Ears.
    Just grow my hair long.
  3. 3.
    Little fingers.
    Sure people would be able to see, but I think I've missed my chance at being a concert pianist now anyway so I reckon this would be fine. Homer Simpson only has three fingers and a thumb and as far as I can tell his life is just one long hilarious adventure.
  4. 4.
    Left eye.
    A lot of people choose this so they could look like a pirate, but those people are idiots anyway because to look like a pirate you have to also lose a leg (either above or below the knee, up to you) and a hand. I think without the distraction of binocular vision I'd finally be able to focus on my dream of becoming a cinematographer.