THINGS THAT MAKE THE World of Warcraft FILM THE BIGGEST STAIN OF THE HISTORY OF MOVING IMAGE

I've not seen the film, only the trailer, yet I feel entirely confident in my opinions.
  1. The CG
    Fuck off.
  2. Every single word spoken aloud
    Fuck off.
  3. The Orc men are big and butch but the Orc women look like human pornstars but with worse teeth
    Fuck off.
  4. The light skinned Orcs are the good Orcs
    Fuck off.
  5. The inability of major studios to write original screenplays
    Fuck off.
  6. That stupid kestrel that they ride like horse
    Fuck off.