Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

I'm Cyndi!
  1. I can become nocturnal with ease. One late night and I'm all screwed up for the rest of the week.
  2. The week that I bought my first house, I bought a small bamboo plant, not because I like plants but because I liked the color of the pot it came in. 4.5 years later, the plant is shockingly still alive. We are good friends.
  3. I only drink orange juice when I have a cold.
  4. I still think it's weird that I have a kid.
  5. Speaking of, before Audrey was born, I only knew of one other person with a daughter named Audrey... Now it seems the Audreys are coming out of the woodwork.
  6. Watching someone else play video games is super boring.
  7. That last line is why I'm filling this out at this very moment.
  8. I've never opened my eyes under water without the aid of goggles.
  9. I tend to stick with what I like. I always order the same food, watch the same movies and listen to the same music.
  10. I have the worst eyesight, I keep my glasses on when I sleep and shower.
  11. I love terrible pun jokes.
  12. I never miss an episode of Dateline (even reruns) or Big Brother.
  13. Alarms (like the emergency alert test noise on TV, fire alarms, tornado siren) scare me even if I know it's just a test.
  14. I don't like to leave the house without a hoodie in hand. I don't care how hot it is.
  15. I would like to visit a medium to see if she/he could hear my grandpa, but his accent was so strong I wouldn't be surprised if the medium just looks at me and shrugs.
  16. I love bonfires but hate smelling like one after.
  17. Speaking of bonfires, I'd rather eat a marshmallow raw than roast it over a fire.
  18. I never grow tired of cereal... It's the most perfect food.
  19. I have concert shirts and Kikwear/JNCO jeans in several Rubbermaid bins for the future joy and amusement of my children.
  20. Family Feud is really the only TV game show that will hold my interest but I'm no tv snob, I will watch almost any crap reality show.
  21. I hardly ever listen to a song all the way through. I usually hit next with a few seconds left of the song.
  22. The pet name "bear" gets tagged onto every creature in my house. Matty Bear, Audrey Bear, Curly Bear, Gizmo Bear. No idea how it started.
  23. I've had the same McFly cd in my car cd player since I bought it in London in May 2013.
  24. I hope Audrey has the same eye roll reaction to mistakenly being called "Aubrey" as I do to being called "Sydney."
  25. I cannot walk by the front or back doors of my house without checking the locks.
  26. I'm addicted to audiobooks.
  27. My favorite book is "Bossypants" by Tina Fey. I have listened to it around 20 times.
  28. As much as I crave a book that will alter my life's path but mostly skip over the self-improvement stuff for the books written by comedians and comedy writers.