Normal everyday things I do wrong the first time...

..every time.
  1. When making the bed I always get the fitted sheet corner the wrong way around. Always, no matter how long I look at it to determine which is the short side and which is the long side.
  2. When trying to insert a thumb drive, or charger, really anything USB related, I will always have it upside down.
  3. I will (almost ) always swipe my transit card the wrong way. The chances of doing this are inversely proportional to how long I have to make my train.
  4. When locking my desk at the end of the day, I will try to insert the key upside down. For some reason I have no trouble unlocking it in the morning.