THOUGHTS AS THE ONLY PASSENGER ON A PLANE BETWEEN FLIGHTS
Apparently 6:40am flights from PDX --> SFO --> JFK are not very popular
- •Should I even bother to get off for 15 min of freedom before boarding again
- •If I use the bathroom now will I be the first one to use it all day?Let's be honest a real toilet was the only reason to get off this plane in the first place
- •How appropriate is it to do seat gymnastics as a 22 year old
- •They don't wipe down the seats between flights?!
- •This doll-sized portable vacuum is hilarious
- •Am I "in" with the flight attendants now
- •How many snapchats can I take before someone notices
- •Wow look at all these assholes whose flying didn't start 2.5 hours ago
- •@ man carrying flat screen TV as his personal item congrats on embracing extreme assholery and living dangerously
- •... Is it snack time yet?