A QUICK GUIDE TO WHO TATIANA MASLANY PLAYS ON ORPHAN BLACK AND WHY WE ARE UNWORTHY OF HER

Holy doodle, here we go.
  1. She plays Sarah
  2. And Alison
  3. And Cosima
  4. And Helena
  5. And Beth
  6. And Krystal
  7. And Katja
  8. And Tony
  9. And Rachel
  10. And Jennifer
  11. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
  12. Because sometimes clones play each other like
  13. Sarah being Beth
  14. Alison being Sarah
  15. Sarah being Cosima
  16. Cosima being Alison
  17. Sarah being Alison
  18. Helena being Sarah being Beth
  19. Helena being Alison
  20. Rachel being Sarah
  21. Sarah being Rachel
  22. AND IT'S ALL MASLANY
  23. BUT WAITTTTTTT
  24. she also maintains relationships with
  25. Delphine
    Plz do not talk to me about Delphine, I am not emotional stable enough
  26. Donnie
  27. Paul
  28. Shay
  29. Cal
  30. Jesse
  31. And other people
  32. YOU GUYS SHE DOES IT ALL
  33. WE ARE NOT WORTHY
  34. And then she just looks like this is her free time
  35. SHE PLAYS AT LEAST THREE CHARACTERS IN EVERY EPISODE
  36. And she's never won an Emmy but it's FINE.
  37. plz watch Orphan Black