EVERYBODY SHUT UP MY SECRET SANTA GIFT CAME AND IT'S WONDERFUL

I got home from urgent care (throat virus for the win!) to my sister holding my package!!! Internally I was like AHHHHHHHH but externally I was like ahhhhh because my voice is gone.
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    It came on a Sunday!! My Secret Santa does not care about no post on Sundays!!! It's so beautiful!
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    A card! I read it first because I have manners.
    It's a wonderful card that I accidentally read backwards and then had to reread but loved both backwards and forwards.
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    PRESENTS!!!
    SNOWMAN PRESENTS
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    I opened this tiny on first
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    AND IT WAS A MOTHA FUCKIN TIME TURNER
    I thought all of these were destroyed when Harry and Co went to get the prophecy but my Secret Santa is so connected that they managed to hook me up!!!!!
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    Not one but TWO Pygmy Puffs!!!!
    I've already named the pink one Arnold to honor my life coach Ginny Weasley. My sister named the purple one Henry.
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    And then I opened the heavy package
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    AND IT WAS A HOGWARTS STRING STATE
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    YOU GUYS I CANT
    IT'S SO WONDERFUL
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    Did you make this Santa?? I'm assuming you did. It's AMAZING.
    I can hang it on my wall and tell people a stranger made it for me!!!
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    Dear my dearest Santa,
    I don't know who you are but I know you're from California which is the sunshine state which makes sense because you are LITERAL SUNSHINE. THANK YOU FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GIFTS AND THANK YOU FOR NOT MURDERING ME (yet)!!!!!!!!
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    Thanks @ChrisK for organizing the whole thing and giving my name to such a cool person.
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