ISSUES I HAVE WITH THE BOY WHO LIKES ME
Classic college love story: boy meets girl in class, boy likes girl, girl is unsure
- •Failed to appreciate my achievements in Harry Potter triviaI was number one in the state. Number one. In the state. I'm a modern hero and he failed to understand that.
- •Doesn't like sweatersSweaters make up a solid 40% of my wardrobe. If we were to date I would have every intention of stealing his sweaters to add to my collection. What am I supposed to do with a man who doesn't help me be my best??
- •Doesn't like the show FRIENDSAs claimed it, "just isn't funny" and "has never made [him] laugh." What? What? No but really, what?
- •Hasn't read Harry PotterI, August 2015 Harry Potter Trivia Champion of Virginia, can't be beep bopping around with someone who thinks Ravenpoof is a House. I just can't.
- •Has pulled yogurt out of his backpack on more than one occasionThere's is something unsettling about watching another human pull a yogurt out of a backpack in the middle of a lecture hall. I don't know how long that yogurt has been in there and I can't trust someone who is willing to eat dairy that hasn't been recently refrigerated.
- •Texts me when I'm asleepThen asks the next day, "did you get my text?" The one you sent at 2 am? That just said, "hey"? That one? Yeah I got it but why the heelys did you send it?