Items in My *Boss's Office I Would Pick as My Horcruxes

Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. This plastic container of mints that I steal mints from every day
  2. This stapler that says "do not remove" because I'll always be able to find it
  3. The Diet Snapple she keeps hidden under her desk
  4. This painting of kids on a beach
  5. This broken scooter
  6. Tiny piano
  7. This old keychain