1. My sister is seven years older than me, because of this we have never gone to school together. By the time I started kindergarten she was in middle school and she graduated high school when I started middle school.
  2. This year, for the first time ever, we go to the same school. We also happen to only have two cars in the family so we had to make our schedules vaguely similar so we could carpool.
    Fun sibling bonding activity!
  3. Today we both had class at 7:20 so we hopped in her car and motored on over to campus. We walked together for a while before I split left and she split right and we went to our own classes. Promising to text each other when we got out of class.
  4. It's worth mentioning at this point that like all college campuses our school has really, really terrible cellphone service. The service sucks, the wifi sucks, everything sucks.
  5. While I was in my Spanish class learning how to greet people I assumed that she was in her cyberterrorism class learning how to deal with that stuff. We were both suffering through night class together, I thought that in a round about way it was bringing us closer.
  6. I was wrong.
  7. I walked out of the 50 year old building housing my class to find that I had 35 text messages, all from a group containing me, my mom, and my sister.
  8. It was a conversation between my mom and my sister in which my MOTHER encouraged my older sister to abandon me and come back for me later. ABANDON ME ON THIS CAMPUS I JUST TRANSFERRED TO, WHERE I KNOW NO ONE.
    I only know where two buildings are. IT'S DARK AND I AM ALONE.
  9. I texted my sister to ask if she really just left me here alone and she just said yes. Yes. Yep. Left ya. Sucks to be you. Bye. Catch ya later.
    She went home!!! To our house!!! Which is 30 minutes away!!! Just because her class got out early!!! GO TO THE FUCKING LIBRARY! GO BUY A PRETZEL. DON'T ABANDON YOUR BABY SISTER!!!
  10. I have been up since 4:45 am. I worked eight hours before class. I am tired. I just want to go home.
    And I have to wait for this bitch to show up and pick me up.
  11. (I also just almost fell down some stairs)
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    Pray for my sister because she's about to get HIT