MY SISTER IS TRYING TO PIMP ME OUT

  1. We're at dinner with friends
  2. And our waiter is cute
  3. And my OLDER SISTER is trying to set me up with him
  4. I am her YOUNGER SISTER, a BABY
  5. I am only 19
  6. She got our entire family involved
  7. She hit the group chat with a poll
  8. "Should MacKenzie give this waiter her number?"
  9. They all said yes
  10. I don't deserve to be pimped out by my own FAMILY
  11. She said she's going to leave my number if I don't
  12. Is that even legal?!?!?!