PRODUCTS/BRANDS I WOULD ENDORSE

Feel free to send me free things
  1. Skippy (Creamy) Peanut Butter
    PLZ send me free peanut butter
  2. Macaroni and Cheese
    No brand specifically just macaroni and cheese as a whole.
  3. Panera
    I don't know if Panera needs a spokesperson but I would happily take free flatbreads in exchange for tweeting about how much I love Panera.
  4. Chocolate Chip Cookies
    See "Macaroni and Cheese"
  5. The NutriBullet
    High quality product, great blending abilities
  6. Sweatpants
    Any company that wants to send me free sweatpants in exchange for a few good words is a company I'm willing to work with.
  7. Quaker
    I love oatmeal and I would look hella cute in that hat the guy on the canister is wearing
  8. Apple
    My friends call me Mac, Apple makes Macs...talk about fate. (please send me a new computer mine is dying)
  9. Subway
    You desperately need a new spokesperson and I need free meatball subs. Win, win.
  10. Hummus
    More like humyes. You're welcome.