RELATABLE THINGS CHILDREN HAVE SAID

College kids and two year olds are the same
  1. "No one likes my ideas."
  2. "I'm going to cry about this in the car later!"
  3. "I just want to eat, please let me eat."
  4. "I like mashed potatoes but not when they taste like oil."
  5. "You're only a monster sometimes"
  6. "I can't do it because it is too hard and I am sad."
  7. "Don't touch me! I just want a hug!"
  8. "You really don't like me, do you?"
  9. "I'm not scared, I just don't like this!"
  10. "I am eating this but I am not happy about it."
  11. "I don't like this please give me more."
  12. "My mommy is my best friend because she is my best friend."