SIGNS OF WEAKNESS IN THE O'TOOLE CLAN
We're a very nice family but we have no time for weakness
- •Carrying less than four bags of groceriesYou better not be the reason more than one trip to the car needs to be made
- •Falling asleep during Lord of the RingsIt's only 12 hours.
- •Not being able to keep up during a conversation about Harry PotterGet your head out of your ass and GET IT TOGETHER
- •Not knowing a song by Florence and the MachineIf you don't know every word than what do you know?
- •Losing at Blokus, Ticket to Ride, or RiskSomeone has to lose but you better hope it's not you. Otherwise you WILL be labeled as the weakest link.
- •Letting a Pokémon get away in Pokémon GoPathetic
- •An inability to make a good smoothieIf your smoothie game is weak your entire life is weak
- •Leaving the basement after losing a video gameYou sit there and you watch the victors continue to play. You don't get to walk away just because you weren't good enough.
- •Complaining about any sort of injury caused by Nerf merchandiseWe're all bruised from the Nerf swords, no one wants to hear about your pain
- •Refusing to drink when our eldest sister chooses you as her drinking buddyYou start drinking and you pray that she lets you get away after only a few drinks