THINGS I'M A SLUT FOR

I say the phrase "I'm a slut for _____" at least once a day. Some may ask, why say you're a slut? Why not just say you love it? Because it's not just about loving it. It's about how I wouldn't pass up any opportunity involving it. When it comes to everything on this list I have very loose morals and very low standards.
  1. Guacamole
    Really avocados in general but especially guacamole. I will eat guacamole anywhere at anytime with anything and anyone.
  2. Documentaries
    You know that weird documentary on Netflix that has like a half a star? There's a good chance I've seen it.
  3. Sweaters
    Preferably ones with animals on them
  4. Carrots
    I eat carrots so often that I usually exceed the limit of Vitamin A that MyFitnessPal sets for me by at least 400%
  5. TV Shows
    I fucking love TV. I will watch any show, from any channel at any time. Movies are cool, but oh man TV is thebomb.com.
  6. Converse
    In high school I was know has the girl with all the Converse (I was also know for being a walking Harry Potter encyclopedia). At one point in my life I owned like 25 pairs. Any color, any pattern, any style, I'll buy it and wear it and work it. (I buy a lot of them second hand, I'm not stupidly rich)