THINGS I'VE DONE TODAY (BEFORE NOON)

  1. Wore running shorts to class in 45 degree weather
    It's been unseasonably warm so excuse me for adjusting to the new world global warming has created
  2. Fell over jumping up and down waiting to cross the street
    I was trying to keep warm
  3. Cursed in front of a tour group after falling over
    Give it two years, you'll be just like me
  4. Forgot to pay attention in class because I was reading a theory about Batman V Superman
    Ben Affleck isn't Bruce Wayne!! He's Deathstroke being Batman!!! Jared Leto's Joker is actually Robin from The Dark Knight Rises!! It was a roller coaster of emotion to read, Econ had to take a backseat.
  5. Almost tripped someone carrying a bike down a set of stairs
    It was an accident but also why are you carrying a bike down the stairs?