THINGS I WISH WERE APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKES

But are unfortunately very real
  1. Batman v Superman
  2. Crocs
  3. Trump's presidential campaign
  4. The film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  5. The film adaption of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  6. Fuller House
  7. The episode of Cupcake Wars were someone baked hotdogs into cupcakes
  8. Concert Ticket prices
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo
  9. Zayn leaving One Direction
    Suggested by   @destiel
  10. The patriarchy.
    Suggested by   @hannazoeo
  11. Pants with fake pockets
    Suggested by   @jola