THINGS MY MOM HAS SAID DURING THIS CAR RIDE
- •"Make her talk, I like it when she talks"Talking about Siri giving her directions
- •"Stop it. I hate that."My mom about my singing
- •"Oh look, the deer are out. Dammit. I hate that. I hate them."Upon seeing deer on the side of the road
- •"Seriously look at all these fucking deer. Troublemakers."This was 45 minutes after the initial deer sighting
- •"Just so you know I really don't like the pants you're wearing"How my mom breaks a ten minute silence (they're drop crouch pants I got for $5 from H&M)
- •"The Salem Witch Trials give me anxiety"
- •"Wow, I almost just swerved off the road and you didn't even notice because you were busy asking me a stupid question."I asked her if she could burp on command
- •"Everyone shut the fuck up I've made the decision that we're getting gas"No one was talking
- •"Deer are the sharks of the roadways"