THINGS THAT JUST DRIVE ME GOSH DARN BANANAS

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    Slow walkers
    I often find myself walking so quickly that automatic doors don't register that I'm there and I walk into them. I think the general population needs to crank it up a notch and really focus on walking faster.
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    Parking
    I'm bad at parking and it frustrates me. I suppose the constant risk of damaging my car and/or every car the general area adds some danger to my life, but it's not the kind of danger I want.
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    The girl behind me in history that says, "yep" every time my teacher states a fact
    Yep. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
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    Radio static
    @CoachK can attest to this. If a radio station is not playing perfectly clear I can't listen to it. I can detect even the smallest bit of static and once I do the whole operation gets shut down.
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    The sound a cellphone makes when it vibrates
    Because there is a sound and it is awful
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    When people say they don't like water
    That. Doesn't. Make. Sense. It's. Water. Please. Hydrate. Your. Body.
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    When I spend all day assuming my bun is "cute" messy but then I see my reflection and realize it's just messy messy
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    Car alarms
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    When people don't answer their cellphones and they just ring and ring and ring and ring and ring and ring
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    Pennies
    Fuck you, pennies
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    My dog, when he cuts in front of me while we're running so I flip over his giant body and slam into the pavement and then he keeps running and I get dragged a few feet all while a group of parents waiting at the bus stop watches
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