THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO FULL HULK

  1. When my dog poops on the sidewalk and I'm out of bags
  2. When my sister uses the towel I have hanging on the back of the bathroom door as a shower mat
    I've only used it ONCE, can you NOT.
  3. When someone younger than me calls me a pet name
    Excuse me, darling. I am your ELDER, respect me.
  4. Bad pizza
    Something so pure and good RUINED by shitty ingredients and poor preparation. How dare you? Who do you think you are?? Why are you like this??
  5. Pennies
    I HATE pennies. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.
  6. When toothpaste gets on my clothes or skin or anywhere but my teeth
    The texture of toothpaste that isn't foamy (fresh out of the tube) drives me insane
  7. When my phone decides not to charge even though it's plugged in
    Betrayal at the highest level.
  8. "I don't need to read the Harry Potter books, I saw the movies and they're just as good."