THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO FULL HULK
- •When my dog poops on the sidewalk and I'm out of bags
- •When my sister uses the towel I have hanging on the back of the bathroom door as a shower matI've only used it ONCE, can you NOT.
- •When someone younger than me calls me a pet nameExcuse me, darling. I am your ELDER, respect me.
- •Bad pizzaSomething so pure and good RUINED by shitty ingredients and poor preparation. How dare you? Who do you think you are?? Why are you like this??
- •PenniesI HATE pennies. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.
- •When toothpaste gets on my clothes or skin or anywhere but my teethThe texture of toothpaste that isn't foamy (fresh out of the tube) drives me insane
- •When my phone decides not to charge even though it's plugged inBetrayal at the highest level.
- •"I don't need to read the Harry Potter books, I saw the movies and they're just as good."