THIS LIVES IN MY HOUSE NOW
My mom got it as a Christmas gift and it's lovely and thoughtful but I don't trust it one bit
- •It's a giant cactusFt. giant cactus box
- •It's hugeKelleigh is 5'8" (SHORTER THAN ME) and this thing is taller than her
- •The bottom of it is really skinny and weird
- •It's just there, in our dining room.Like a giant middle finger or you know, a penis
- •I'm scared that spiders are going to crawl out of it. Or that it's going to fall and I'm going to have to clean up its shattered remains.
- •We're not sure about our feelings for the cactus but they're mostly negative
- •How do you even care for a cactus?
- •Anyway I have a cactus now.Please don't let this change your opinion of me.