WAYS THEY COULD HAVE INCLUDED ELIZABETH IN THE NEW PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE

You asked for this.
  1. First off, I don't know, maybe as KING OF THE FUCKING PIRATES
    Jack voting for her may have been an accident but she was elected as King and dammit she deserves to serve.
  2. Or maybe as a fearless leader
  3. A
  4. FRICKIN
  5. FRACKIN
  6. FEARLESS
  7. LEADER
  8. Maybe a loving mother, raising her son on the high seas.
    Elizabeth teaching her son how to sword fight? The kid having a cool dad but an even cooler mom? THE working mother? Sign me the fuck up.
  9. Easily as the better half of an excellent couple
    I'm going to be honest, given the option I would marry Elizabeth over Will.
  10. As the voice of reason
    These fools need her
  11. Of course as the most fashionable person to ever sail the sea
    THAT FUCKING COAT
  12. I know that Keira Knightley said no.
    I know that. She's moved on and that's fine. Some may say that she could have done a small cameo. I say no. Give me Elizabeth Swann in all her glory or give me nothing. (By nothing I mean a spinoff movie all about her)
  13. They could put her on screen in complete silence for 25 minutes straight and I would watch it.
  14. I'm sure they'll mention her one way or another.
    Maybe Will is in between days on land, maybe she's dead, maybe she took over the world. They'll mention her or I will build a time machine to go back in time and write it in.